the dog ate my data 

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.

Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!

the dog ate my data by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

u ate all my beans 

A phrase used when someone eats your beans

U ATE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

u ate all my beans by Ur mum gei October 11, 2018

you thought you ate 

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .

ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z

you thought you ate by okay because September 23, 2021

Sorry I ate your soup man!

What to say to friend who"s being petty and won't speak to you because you ate a can of soup

Sorry I ate your soup man! Quit bein mad I'll buy you another geez!

Sorry I ate your soup man! by lizguitarlessons August 10, 2017

my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

my dog ate my homework by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

the toilet ate my lasagna by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018

She ate

Basically used to describe that someone did something perfectly or looked fabulous.

She ate that role.

She ate by MickFed October 4, 2021