Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

Archie

so fucking sexy. he is a man who is on earth just to fertilise the females. he cured Ebola, cancer and aids when we he was just 2 days old. He has 3 children Martin Luther king, Stephen Hawking and Isaac Newton.

pls fuck me Archie

by danny devito king of spice May 8, 2021

Archie

The archie is ur typical stay-at-home fatso. he does not do anything and watch minecraft all day. this chungus is lethargic as hell. touch this burger and u pretty much get absorbed into his rolls of fat.

"ayo danny you doing anything this weekend?"
"nah man, imma pull an archie"

by Bruhbruhbruhwilbert May 19, 2022

Archie

Fucking Lanky, Brownie Blonde Hair, Undercut/Man bun. Obsessed with football, funny, handsome.

Man- OMG LOOK IT’S ARCHIE THE SLENDERMAN

Slender man meaning tall man

by SLENDERMAN’S BITCH July 1, 2024

Archie

the most handsome guy in the whole world

HE IS SO SO SO SO SO AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND YOU SHOULF TOO (not romantically back off😡)+big dick
also relaly super duper smart

archie is incredibly attractive

by shinjieva1 June 15, 2024

Archie

Im ArChIe ThE iNvEnToR 👹🤚🏼

“TAKE A CARDBOARD BOX AND SOME YOGHURT POTS” -Archie

by Archie The Inventor 👹 May 13, 2021

Dirty Archie

When 5 Guys are having a wank In front of each other and nut all over each other.

Person 1: Hey didn't they do a dirty archie?

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023