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aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.
by Blahb January 16, 2005
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altered beast

rise from your grave
dude i want to be the pink guy!!
by welcome to your doom April 17, 2004
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Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"
by Ecclese September 11, 2011
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Alterior

A non-word that is the frequent misspelling of the word ulterior. Only "loosers" use the word alterior.
He appeared to be genuinely interested in helping me out, but he had an alterior motive.
by 8bitbrain September 4, 2011
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alternative

Alternative applies to people, usually fairly young people (young at heart at least!), that do not fit into any particular subculture but are definitely not townies or any other 'mainstream' types.

Personally, I like lots of different music, from Joy Division to Alanis Morissette and Nirvana. Because this is not 'cool' music (if by cool you mean mindless shite like hip hop and garage, yo, yo me-freestyle bollocks that townies like!) I would call it alternative music which therefore makes me alternative.

So basically, alternative is the best term to label yourself with if you want to position yourself outside of the mainstream without tying yourself down to a particualar subculture, such as goth or grunger
Townie (who happens to white, who would have thunk it!)- What tha fucks wrong with yo, turn dat Nirvana shit off and spin some of deez tunes on ya deck. Me got de Blazing Squad, me got de yo-yo-yos, whos in de house, me got de dance de de boppy, breaker style.

Alternative - Come back and speak to me when you've taken some English classes and learnt the language the rest of us have agreed on. Untill then, fuck off and get some clothes that arent WHITE.
by The Alt rock chimp June 6, 2004
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alternacaps

1. when typing, one alternates the letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.
1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!!!
by andreacky772 September 4, 2004
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altercocker

Yidish for "old shitter". Elderly person.
"Hey...look at that altercocker over there!"
by b-child November 30, 2006
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