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Chugging Along by mister_tee January 15, 2019
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Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)
An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Alone
1: A feeling you get when nobodys around.
2: Something every person will experience.
3: Not having anybody.
4: Something you want to be, or are.
2: Something every person will experience.
3: Not having anybody.
4: Something you want to be, or are.
I like being alone on a friday night. I like riding the buss home alone, or walk home alone. Only me and my music.
I like reading a good book, only me and myself. I like being in a silence room, I like silence.
I like to think, I like to set my mind free.
I'd rather travel alone far away, or staying home with people around me.
I'll go to school, only to learn, and not to socialise.
I like staying up the whole night, because its the only time I can completly be alone.
I like being alone, but I dont like being lonely.
I guess I've been alone for enough time for the bad thoughts to take over.
I like reading a good book, only me and myself. I like being in a silence room, I like silence.
I like to think, I like to set my mind free.
I'd rather travel alone far away, or staying home with people around me.
I'll go to school, only to learn, and not to socialise.
I like staying up the whole night, because its the only time I can completly be alone.
I like being alone, but I dont like being lonely.
I guess I've been alone for enough time for the bad thoughts to take over.
alonka
Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) term used express a feeling of disbelief. Used in the childhood saying of "Alonka alonka lei lei peanut butter jelly, mama kiss the baby. Im telling!"
alonka by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010
alonnah
A beautiful person. They will love you to the moon and back and you will do the same if you meet one- whether it be platonic or romantic.
“Dude I know an Alonnah when I see one.”
“Yeah well you should know their personality! It’s better than their looks!”
“Get a grip you too, an Alonnah is both.”
“Yeah well you should know their personality! It’s better than their looks!”
“Get a grip you too, an Alonnah is both.”
alonnah by Anxiousshit September 16, 2018