Alhaitham

Alhaitham is a super sexy male character in Genshin Impact. Alhaitham is super rich and owns lots of luxurious home decor items. Alhaitham has massive tits and a giant cock. Alhaitham has the biggest breasts in all of Teyvat. Alhaitham is super smart and professional. Everyone wants Alhaitham to fuck them but Alhaitham doesn't care about any of them. Alhaitham's freshly showered body smells amazing. Alhaitham's sperm is extremely thick and wet, and has the power to give you 5 kids everytime he cums inside of you.

Person 1; Hey is that Alhaitham? his breasts look giant.
Person 2; Yeah, his tits are massive.

by br8kspider April 24, 2023

Aleea

Aleea is the most beautiful, kind, intelligent and funny person you'll ever meet. You could fall in love with just a glance. You will lose yourself in her eyes. If you had the cosmos in the palm of your hand, nothing in it will be as beautiful or perfect as she is.

Friend : Who's that?

You : It's Aleea.. She's so perfect..

by Guildark September 9, 2023

Mosh Ahead

To enter the mosh pit, usually at a music festival, several bands before the band you actually want to see, so you've got time to get up the front.

"I know Rise Against isn't on for like another half-hour, but I better mosh ahead or I'll be stuck up the back."

by kate.m. February 26, 2008

walking ahead

When a woman needs sometime to herself to surf the net, explore new places, and get lost in her thoughts

Don't worry about Sara; she's walking ahead.

by DTLVR July 8, 2009

beer algea

beer algea are little green plant that will grow in your beer if you don't drink it in time. if the algea are left to grow they will develope a consiuosness and kill the owner of the beer.

dude do you know how peter died?

yeah he was sawn in half by beer algea!

by ninjacharles July 4, 2012

Tag ahead

When someone who includes themselves in your group of friends runs ahead and obnoxiously waits to pounce. This is done in order to avoid being left out and being found out as a ‘tag along’ by subverting your expectations

Steve - oh shit. Where’s that stupid tag along gone

Jeremy - there he is waiting at the airport on snapmaps
Darrel - silly tag ahead

by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019

Premature aleakulation

It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.

Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022