dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.
Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!
by jsd9632 March 27, 2012
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SILVER Alert

The goal of a SILVER Alert is to instantly galvanize the entire community to assist in the search for and the safe recovery of a senior citizen who has become missing often due to Altimeters.
Last week Mabel was found standing in front of her former home but thankfully she was recovered quickly due to the enormous success of the SILVER alert.
by barney_phife September 19, 2009
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first alert

when a weather or media agency declares an emergency alert status declaring potential for dangerous weather and climate conditions.

alerting you to remain vigilant and weather aware for severe weather.
We have declared a first alert weather day due to threat for severe storms and dangerous heat conditions. firstalert
by alsmith August 12, 2019
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Hoe alert

When you got hoes in your phone and you open the text, but you don’t text them back
Michelle phone when she opens it and doesn’t open it, basic hoe alert
by Sexy Phil 123 October 23, 2018
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Heard Alert

When someone shits in your bed.
Oh wow man, Amber must be pissed off, she did a heard alert in my bed.
by MrsNesbit April 30, 2022
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sped alert

(n)(1)what one says when a special education student or any other unintelligent idiot is around the area (2)meaning an idiot or retard (adj)used to describe something or someone that is not smart and/or productive (v)to say or perform an idiotic statement or action
(n)(1)Sped Alert! He thought HO2 was water.
(n)(2)What a sped alert! He thought a banana was the smartest fruit.
(adj)He's such a sped alert idiot, running around yelling 'Le balon, le balon.'
(v)If one sped alerts during Science class, like the little boy, you will probably not be liked by the teacher, or as a matter of fact, anyone else.
by Ben Kushnir January 18, 2007
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