assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

by tedium March 16, 2005

Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.

Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.

by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010

studmuffin assballs

Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.

Mom: Honey, your grandmother just died.
You: STUDMUFFIN ASSBALLS!

by Kjeild January 24, 2008

assbang

Don't drop the soap.

Oops i dropped the soap oooooooooohhhhh

by J_Rock January 19, 2004

assback

a woman with a straight back that travels past the buttocks; usually ends in the upper thigh. essentially, a woman with NO ass.

Chase: Yo Larry check out that bitches face...
Larry: um ok, her face is cool...but i also noticed an assback...

by Cressionary December 28, 2008

Assberg

Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.

He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.

by ncopernicus September 25, 2015

Assbaby

An individual who kisses and spends so much time up other people's asses they have a longer gestation period than a huge turd.

AlexJewell is such an assbaby, the boss had to go to the bathroom to birth him.

by Yep I'm that guy May 22, 2018