Yeah I was having sex with this girl and she told me to suffocate her a little. She had a kink for Erotic Asphyxia
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Aspen is an amazing and wonderful person. They always manage to make you smile no matter what :D They are the modt sarcastic person you'll ever meet so never let them go.
Aspen is poggers
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Get the Aspen mug.The prettiest little ski town in North America. Home to Buttermilk, Snowmass, Highlands and AJAX. The town where the rich and poor come to ski in the day and drink in the night.
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Get the autoerotic asphyxiation mug.A mild form of autism, that only a selected special few of the population have. The biggest assets of this disorder are often characterized as the biggest curses.
Aspies have a hard time making friends in a world, mainly becuase their high IQ's, literal imagination, and superior adherence to company and school rules and respect for authority.
Tragically since Aspies are essentially just a more moral and intelligent version of NT's their social abnormalities make them "geeky" and "nerdy" and their non-understanding of social cues make them seem like assholes.
Living in a neurotypical world with NT's the majority of who would rather remain ignorant and alienating then seek to understand AS does not help, nor does it help to claim that you have AS to excuse your idiotic and asshole behaviour.
Asperger Syndrome is not the problem in our world. Ignorance is!
Aspies have a hard time making friends in a world, mainly becuase their high IQ's, literal imagination, and superior adherence to company and school rules and respect for authority.
Tragically since Aspies are essentially just a more moral and intelligent version of NT's their social abnormalities make them "geeky" and "nerdy" and their non-understanding of social cues make them seem like assholes.
Living in a neurotypical world with NT's the majority of who would rather remain ignorant and alienating then seek to understand AS does not help, nor does it help to claim that you have AS to excuse your idiotic and asshole behaviour.
Asperger Syndrome is not the problem in our world. Ignorance is!
Jason has Asperger's Syndrome. He may be frank and honest, dress differently than others and obsess about horses and motorcycles, avoid eye contact and appear alone. He is secretlly a genius, who will discover a cure for cancer and create a new language by the year 2037
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Get the Asperger's Syndrome mug."Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."
"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."
"Shoo-dang!"
"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."
"Shoo-dang!"
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