A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.
"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
by Game of Thrones stole my name January 31, 2016
Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 14, 2018
A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.
Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
by Murc March 04, 2014
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
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When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.
A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!
by wakingupalone July 23, 2011
A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021