Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

by Chickaboff July 21, 2021

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

by lolgae September 22, 2020

absolute bitch

A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch

"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch

by Sl95 November 25, 2013

absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

by Dada truth April 28, 2006

absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 9, 2017

Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

by AbusementPark November 4, 2018

absolute cuteness

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

by acefacelol February 1, 2010