when you go into a store and see a notebook and even though you have like 20 empty notebooks at home, you still buy it because you have a stationary obsession
i think i have the notebook problem
by highfunctioningsociopath July 24, 2014
1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them
1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"
by Chrissy Perry March 13, 2005
by lil homie 1011 January 30, 2005
When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.
Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW
Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands
Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands
by tronz13 June 14, 2010
When a slutty girl is addicted to more then one cock at a time.
She is dating someone and still needs more testicles in her life or mouth.
She is dating someone and still needs more testicles in her life or mouth.
"That girl can't stick with one guy, she's gotta have them all- even if he is your boyfriend"
"Yeah that girl has a wade problem"
"Yeah that girl has a wade problem"
by iAmnotacradlerobber November 13, 2010
When a whore is sleeping with your brother behind your back and pretending to be your best friend at the same time, while married with child.
by Freckles 82 November 21, 2013
A "strong smooth drink" that will fuck you up! : consists of Tequila, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, and Tonic Water
Ashley: "Hey Mike, Netflix went out because of the weather"
Mike: "Make yourself a problem child and and you'll be straight!"
Mike: "Make yourself a problem child and and you'll be straight!"
by flipflop1 April 23, 2011