Duck

The word that your phone corrects the word fuck to.

Carl: I'd duck her.
Carl: Duck, I meant to say duck.
Carl: Duck this.

by ReallyWeirdGaming December 31, 2015

Duck

There are these creatures everywhere, but watch out! Because they'll sh*t on your car and all over parks. So the next time you see a duck, please save the world by shooting it.(Dont really do that)

Tommy killed a duck.

by FISHEGGS4DAY$ May 2, 2018

Duck

A close relative of a Fishes. Sometimes it can be very evil

Guy: W'sup dude.
Other Guy: Hi, is that a duc...
Duck: * kills both * QUACK QUACK MOTHERF*CKERS

by Hmmmmmm June 3, 2020

Duck

Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.

txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.

by SamSquanch21 October 4, 2009

duck duck

a sex act similar to fellatio but when the man takes control by forcibly moving his penis with a high velocity in and out of the mouth/throat so as to make a "uck-uck" sound in the process. Hence the term duck duck.

Note: can be used as either a noun or a verb.

He took her round the corner for a quick duck duck.

by mwahaha1234 November 4, 2012

Duck

A person that acts like a idiot.

Major: I got a 50 on the easiest test of the year
Jason: Your a duck
Major: Quack

by Apartment2707 April 27, 2011

A Duck

In bowling, it is when you perform 3 spares in a row. Much like a Turkey, which is 3 strikes in a row.

Werewolf: That's 3 spares in a row! I just rolled a duck!
Pipsqueak: Well Quack Quack motherfucker

by Theedingo1 September 10, 2011