I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

oh shit a rat

the most godly meme out there, if you see a cup you can be like "oh shit a cup" then put your hand in your pant and jump side to side

"Oh shit my dad" that is a example on what you can say

oh shit a rat!

by P0RKYZZ June 21, 2019

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

Shit a Brain

A phrase used to express how excited or mind-blown or confused you are feeling.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...

by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013

I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021

a little shit

a term of semi-endearment and/or semi-dislike for someone who is somehow annoying or has done something to make you not like them, but there is something about them that you can't put your finger on that is adorable or very agreeable.

That hot kid that blabbed my secret to his whole frat is such a little shit.

by joema December 3, 2013