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Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.
Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024
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Napoleon's Memes

Somw of the best memes on the block, likes talking to his audience of memes and has the best audience because they do not report him (you can not be better)
Yo bro you see this meme on Napoleon's memes?

No I havent let me see

Both: laugh
by Bro dont peek May 17, 2019
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napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma September 16, 2016
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a napoleon

A napoleon; having a nap after having a full meal and foodcoma. Used in informal setting. Ex. I took a great napoleon.
by Armysen April 8, 2024
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napoleon syndrome

An individual who believes he is Napoleon.
The schizophrenic downstairs told 2 more weeks till he conquers the world, should I call the police? I think he has Napoleon syndrome.
by clover202 August 15, 2022
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napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors
My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.
by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015
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