Harold

To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.

"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

Harold

Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.

" Harold is a keeper" meaning he is so valued and so caring and a real friend to have.

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022

Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

Harold

Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.

Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?

by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023

harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025