Harold

To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.

"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Harold

Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.

" Harold is a keeper" meaning he is so valued and so caring and a real friend to have.

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022

Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

Harold

Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.

Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?

by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023

Harold

Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.

"Yo that kid Harold is dog shit at valorant"
"Right... hes bronze...….."

"He also gets no bitches"

by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021

harolded

Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.

I can't go out this weekend because I got harolded again.

by harolded April 21, 2011

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011