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Net Genius

A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.

She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.

She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....

net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".

reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
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genius rap

A type of rap music characterized by intelligence and lyrical fortitude as opposed to faint-hearted tempos and monotonous content. The opposite of anything you'll ever hear on the radio.
That Slaughterhouse mixtape was riddled with genius rap, it sounds like they actually think about their lyrics before performing them.
by TJ Warbucks May 22, 2014
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Afro-genius

Afro-genius: any really clever person with an afro.
by Morgeh February 3, 2012
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Man genius

I was a total man genius just now, dropping my Nintendo Switch controller so artfully.
by Doos Jarus December 1, 2020
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Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.
When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"
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Patriotic Genius

It means anything the utterer wants it to mean, therefore it doesn't mean anything to anyone. Usually used by idiots
An ex aquaintance of mine has a "fighting for Britain bulldog tattoo thingy on his arm. He's currently stationed at HMP Wandsworth, fighting for Britain. 5 years I believe. I think he's studied for loads of O Levels or whatever they call em now. 24 in total so far I reckon.

A case proven Patriotic Genius if ever there was one.
by Rupit May 9, 2018
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pizza genius

word by "Jaimie" himself described to make microwavable pizza.
"Well it looks like we got some pizza geniusess over here"
by pizza genius July 25, 2009
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