In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.
Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020
Get the Dumpster Dive mug.The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.
by John Niggington June 11, 2020
Get the Dick and Dive mug.A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
by Oriental November 1, 2011
Get the Diving Almonds mug.Fucking a girl in the ass and then "diving" to lick her gaping asshole. From the move of the infamous assfucker Mike Adriano. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Polly, how was your date last night?
-The guy was nice but a bit weird in bed. He Adriano dived me several times.
-The guy was nice but a bit weird in bed. He Adriano dived me several times.
by GrandMasterDick July 26, 2022
Get the Adriano dive mug.by dbr May 19, 2004
Get the diving bridge mug.1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.
- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!
2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.
- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!
2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.
"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"
"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"
"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"
"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"
"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"
by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010
Get the Fat Dive mug.To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.
by The Bowse October 1, 2009
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