Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

powerman 5000

The most Bitchin band ever! They will dominate every other band. They shall never die. It is the ever-changing, ever-existing band. No band comes close. They did not break up, two people left, and have been replaced. IT IS NOT A COMEBACK! THEY NEVER LEFT!

They are so cool...

Check em out at www.powerman5000.com

by The One March 20, 2005

Audi 5000

absolutely not anything to do with the car's poor service record.

It's a homonym. I'm OUTTIE (i'm leaving), appended with the 5000 as the most popular make for the Audi car brand.

You're welcome.

"this party is wack, i'm audi 5000, G..."

by shasta HEPPPY August 3, 2016

DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 10, 2003

Gawk Gawk 5000

The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.

How was it with your FWB last night?

Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.

Daaaaammmn bro.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

powerman 5000

one of the bestest bands on this planet ever!
spider1- vocals
adam12- guitar
ad7- drums
m.33- guitar
siggy- bass

powerman 5000 is better than you.

by me!!!!!!!! September 6, 2003

outie 5000

Hip hop slang word

1. To leave; to depart

Late 80s rap group EPMD often used this as an addendum to "peace" at the end of a song.

"Yo P, don't tell me you went out like a sucka, yea took off that mustache, grabbed that ass then i fucked her, peace I'm outie 5000."

An earlier example can be heard at 2:55 of "Jane II" off EPMD's 1989 sophomore album "Unfinished Business".

by yankel chosenberg June 21, 2010