March 18

National give your bf/gf a lacta day

Lacta: a heart shaped chocolate

Her: Babe, guess what day it is?
Him: March 18th?
Her: I got you a lacta!!!
Him: Aww thx babe, I also got you one :)

by Prettyboi420 June 24, 2021

February 18

The day Jung Hoseok was born, Our little sunshine 💜 Thanks for making us smile :)

February 18

definition: makes people smile and is a very lovely and also quite intimidating person
Person: omg hes so cute and smiley :0
Person 2: hes like a sun :(

by MinH0lly October 16, 2019

Dec 18

National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.

She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.

Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 19, 2019

February 18

It’s my fucking birthday :) force someone to say happy birthday to you.

Hey Jeff say fucking happy birthday dude.

It’s not your fucking birthday.

I don’t care it’s National it’s February 18, my fucking birthday day.

by HiSokA ;)) October 20, 2020

October 18

October 18 is national crackhead day.This is a day to respect all crackheads whether it’s on school grounds or anywhere else.

Yo I wanna beat the shit out of Connor right now . Me: You can’t it’s October 18 which is national crackhead day

by Joe Obama October 17, 2019

January 18

National sleep day

Hey it’s January 18 I think I should just sleep

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

November 18

On this day, you can slap any one shorter that you. And it doesn't have to be just their face. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shorty: Why is everyone trying to slap me?
Tall: because today is November 18!
Shorty: oh shi-

by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 December 11, 2019