June 14

National grab ass and grab dick day 🍆🍑
Chantel: happy national grab dick day can I grab it

Jay: happy national grab ass day and hell yeah you can grab my dick if I can grab your ass

June 14 :National grab ass and grab dick day 🍆🍑
Chantel: happy national grab dick day can I grab it

Jay: happy national grab ass day and hell yeah you can grab my dick if I can grab your ass

by Dickrider 13 June 11, 2019

Flag

Get the June 14 mug.

february 14

the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries

girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty

by bigsnothoe November 03, 2019

Flag

Get the february 14 mug.

feb 14

slap every happy couple you see across the face (this day only applies to single people)

person 1- is that a happy couple?
person 2- yes it is!!

person 1- hey! it's feb 14!!
person 2- omg perfect!!
*person 1 and 2 team up and slap both members of the happy couple*
happy couple- what the heck?
person 1 and 2- it's feb 14!!
happy couple- oh shoot.

by gigantic giraffe February 15, 2021

Flag

Get the feb 14 mug.

December 14

National get drunk as fuck in preparation for winter break day.

This is a day in which you and your buddies get super fucked up!

Hey, man! Today is December 14th lets drink!

by omshure November 19, 2019

Flag

Get the December 14 mug.

August 14

If you where born on this day you’re very clever, smart , realest , shy , independent and very honest . One of the best person someone will ever meet . Also thick and is gonna have the biggest glow up one day . Will be a billionaire one day and very successful in life . THE BADDEST AND FUNNIEST .

August 14 is a date of birth were amazing people where born .

by Unicornsworlddseheh November 22, 2021

Flag

Get the August 14 mug.