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guiness farts 

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.
Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?
guiness farts by TTZM July 10, 2004

Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts 

An underleg fume that has a very faint or amusing sound when produced but a strong, overwhelming odor.
Oh man, I ate a Fiber One bar cause I was plugged and it gave me the Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts!

bloody vagina farts 

self explanatory- also called BVF.
if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.

Forced Farts 

When one squeezes a fart out of ones ring and it makes quite a high pitched sound almost like you are clenching
Dude that was such a forced fart
Forced Farts by Alex Broadbent January 5, 2004

hammster farts 

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.
"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"
hammster farts by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

tebow farts 

When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.
Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
tebow farts by Eddie Billy December 27, 2011