donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

trigger tot

Person who talks about guns without and knowledge of guns.

Don Lemon is a trigger tot, he doesn't know the difference between fully automatic rifle and automatic rifle.

by Pistolpete January 17, 2017

Tot Fellow

That one friend that always acts younger for their age.

Kayla: Dammit I just spilled sauce on my leg- can you get me a wipe, Alissa?

Alissa: Its to far!

Bea: Alissa, you're the closest to the wipes. Can you please get one for your best friend?

Alissa: She isn't my friend anymore!

*everyone sighs*

Kayla: You're such a Tot Fellow.

Alissa: Whats that?

by Totally Not Spongebob August 28, 2017

Brotato Tots

A mystical insomniac that wins his opponents over by pelting bolts at their foreheads and glaciating them with chilling ice barrages.

He was acting very brotato tots when he went on a Bambi-slaying rampage last evening.

by The Great Brotato Tots December 18, 2012

Tater-Tot

The most awesome person of all time that is never high and is not gay.

Man that dude is a Tater-Tot.

by oyf6y56y5t5hjtgtb67g7tr57y8f November 29, 2016

tottie tot

a fucking thot but a tot bc u don’t want to be mean

look at that tottie tot

by Ayoooo August 29, 2019

aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.

Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.

by DannikJerriko February 16, 2018