by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010
Get the Fur Bagelmug. Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005
Get the ass bagelmug. When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010
Get the Strawberry bagelmug. 
Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin
Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
by Scene_Elf_Boy February 19, 2022
Get the Bagel Virginmug. Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 22, 2007
Get the bagel popmug. A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023
Get the Bagel Flickermug.