Figging

the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine

“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”

by LollyLord25 May 9, 2024

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

Co-fig

Confused or confusing (can be used both ways). Puzzled.

"This movie is really co-fig."

by Alex Pacillas January 15, 2008

fig taco

Eating pussy. Fish Taco Also refers to a woman in tight pants Camel Toe

Look at that babe in the yoga pants, makes me hungry for a fig taco!

by Ronny James September 25, 2017

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

sugar fig

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.

"Dude, Jessica gave me such a great sugar fig last night"

by DickJockey99 January 31, 2014

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 23, 2017