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peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle
"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"
by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022
mugGet the peanut the turtlemug.

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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Turtles

Fuckin turtles bruh
by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021
mugGet the Turtlesmug.

OG Turtle With God Ki

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.
by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018
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To Turtle

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
mugGet the To Turtlemug.

my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy
Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.
by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014
mugGet the my turtlesmug.

turtles

turtles are pog
by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020
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