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Vulgar term for the perineum, the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For women, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for men it extends to the base of the testicles.

Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.

As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.

However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.
My tain't? One hundred percent pure bacon!
Tain't by Cervantesco January 19, 2006
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Sandusky Taint Grab 

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.
Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.

taint knot 

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.
oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.
taint knot by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006

trainwrecking 

DJ lingo for one of a DJ's worst nightmares, when two songs are mixed together but don't match up. Creates an ugly offbeat mess.
Oh my god, that DJ was trainwrecking so badly!! I was gonna kill that guy...!
trainwrecking by ninetigerr July 3, 2005

taint meat 

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass
taint meat by super_grover August 28, 2003

home training 

Lacking home-taught manners and social etiquette.
ex. Those assholes who were yelling in the mall lack home traning.
ex. Shaleiqua does not say please or thank you. She says "yo, gimme that shit". That is lacking in home training.
home training by Fifiiii September 19, 2008

I like trains

A spell for summoning steam engine going at over 9000 mph
I like trains
NERRRRRRRR!
I like trains by oeiwghowir May 14, 2016