Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
by txtboy91 August 6, 2008

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!
by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018

William is a person who is very kind-hearted, loyal, funny, handsome, and a gentleman. He opens the door for you, he isn't afraid to be himself in front of you. He shows you off to his friends, and he talks about you. He is the definition of perfect. His dark brown eyes look like pools of honey in the sun, his cute little nose, his adorable smile, his cute freckles, and his perfect height. Everything about him is perfect. You think he will never notice you, but he is thinking the same thing. He always makes you smile or laugh when you need it, he loves to call you just because, and he checks up on you to make sure you are doing ok. Once you meet a William, you should never leave him. He is so caring and kind that he deserves the world. He is perfect boyfriend material. He is the kind of guy that you want to marry. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are his only one. He's the one that you will have late convocations with on the phone until 3 am. He will say a lot of sweet things to you. He will make you feel special. At first, he will seem shy and kind of mean. He takes a while to open up to people and even longer to trust them. He knows what is right and he doesn't just care about his popularity. He cares about the people he is spending his childhood with. You are one of them and he is beyond grateful that you are. Overall, he is the best, most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Once you meet a William, don't let go. He is special<3
by pk809 December 15, 2022

by Mr wants you September 5, 2022

The act of of masturbating and vomiting, thus using the vomit as a lubricant for a more pleasurable experience. This all must take place while a buddy of yours is having sexual intercourse with an ugly, fat midget.
by Evol!!1 January 31, 2019

everyone would smash he is so freaking hot perfect in every way. he is athletic and every girl likes him including avery b
by ccnibba November 14, 2017
