lemon with a green hat

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!
by Jet012 August 01, 2017
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Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations
*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!
by thurb April 29, 2024
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National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
by Sithlord531 November 07, 2022
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Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.
Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?
by Lucc07 November 25, 2021
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Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 22, 2016
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Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!
Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''
by whitekanu May 27, 2010
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Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.
You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!
by Gibby Donate January 04, 2024
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