Dad Coin

A valuable minted coin made from pure dad ashes

Dude did you bring the dad coins?
Alright here's your weed

by TreyOutwoman April 8, 2013

Your dad

used in only this specific situation...

Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...

by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021