Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.
P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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