A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
Get the Jacob mug.the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
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Get the Jacob mug.A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023
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Get the Jacob mug.jacob:cute , hot , most likely is a bad student.
great sense of humour.
will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.
great sense of humour.
will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.
by NotMillie November 27, 2021
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