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Salute to the Snow God

Placing your windshield wipers up off of the windshield in preparation for a snow storm expected to make your vehicle difficult to wipe down. Having the wipers up prevents them from being iced in places and streamlines the process of scraping your car.
When Alice got home for the night, she checked the weather to see if she should perform a Salute to the Snow God to make scraping her car easier in the morning.

Or

Walking down the street in a snow storm in January, Peter all of the cars parker along the street with their wipers up in a Salute to the Snow God.
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snow coat

White glossy moisture resistant coated paper, folded into the form of an envelope to wrap a consumer unit of cocaine.
After you finished your gram of blow, dispose of the snow coat in the waste bin please
by Gaylord777 August 25, 2020
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Yellow snow

Don’t eat it... I have tried
by Don’t look at this text April 28, 2021
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Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood
T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away
by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020
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Snow Bunny

A smoking hot white girl who only sleeps with black men. Usually accompanied by a constant desire to be covered in cum.
Person 1: should I ask her out?
Person 2: dude she’s a snow bunny, you have no chance. You’re too white.
by JuicyKiwi August 19, 2018
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Yakubian Snow Demon

Slang for a White person. A derivation of the word "Yakubian" which is used in some Islamic Black Nationalist groups to denote either a particularly bad white person, or the whole of the white race, the latter commonly identifying whiteness with an innate savagery and/or barbarity.

One account from the Black Nationalist group the "Nation of Islam," portrays Yakub as a scientist from 6600 years ago, living in a since lost highly technologically advanced civilization of Black people around the Hejaz area.
For some reason, varyingly bullying or a form of anti-blackness, Yakub decided to create the White race through selective breeding on an island called "Pelan" which is identified with Patmos in modern Greece, making every other race along the way until the White race was created and then killed Yakub, unleashing barbarity and savagery upon the world.

The phrase has since been co-opted by some Whites ironically, due to the origin story of the white race within these doctrines being seen as comical.
Guy 1: "Hey bro do you know where I can find a gas station?"
Guy 2: "..."
Guy 1: "... Uh, hello?"
Guy 2: "Fuck outta here you Yakubian Snow Demon."
Guy 1: "Ok calm down Elijah Muhammad."
by SablinDidNothingWrong June 18, 2024
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Colombian snow cone

The act where you snort cocaine out of a woman’s (typically Latina) vagina after she squirts causing it to turn into a thick paste.
Similar to the Portuguese snowblower
I fucked a Latina bitch and she gave me a Colombian snow cone
by JrChicken May 4, 2025
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