Playing the Purple Xylophone 

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

Playing the Purple Xylophone by anonymous March 29, 2022

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater 

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater by People Eater October 3, 2017

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

John Pleaser Purple Dick by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

one eyed purple headed warrior of love 

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

one eyed purple headed warrior of love by mikey mcg August 14, 2006

ukranian purple tortoise 

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

ukranian purple tortoise by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

the purple razors

electronic music group from British Columbia, Canada. Established in 2003, the PR developed trance style music inspired by the sumas phenomenae.

The Purple Razors are cooming out with a new cd this year.

the purple razors by Purple Razor July 20, 2006

the world is purple

slang for being on shrums, can also be used (if commonly used anyway) to referre to other purple things with the same meaning. Phrase especially widespread in alabama.

The world is purple for me sometimes

Was your world purple again this weekend?

Is the world purple right now?

Is the dog purple?

the world is purple by incolume May 15, 2006