Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019

Dye Hard

A person who dyes their hair a lot. Most dye hards dye their hair different colors or colors 'off the rainbow'

Demi Lovato
Naomi king
Scene kids
Emos
Some examples of Dye Hards

by HelloKittyWorshiper September 12, 2015

hard exit

A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship

I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.

by Bob Francios the Fifth January 30, 2024

Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit

Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today

by luck257 March 15, 2022

Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017

cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003