new one

laying on the ground like you just got shot in the back with an arrow.

Look at Battle getting that new one. He must be retarded.

by dookie water December 23, 2008

one or more

one or more means having at least one, but has an option of more than one, yet it is not required

"Please make your paper one or more pages." and since the average teenager is tired, lazy, or more interested in sex, they will choose to only write one page, and still receive a B-!

by Oxford Teenager Analysis Department June 11, 2006

hard one

A "hard one" is given in middle school to someone when they say or do something really stupid. In order to give a hard one, you must announce it by saying "that's a hard one!" You then get behind the victim and push their head down. The victim can counter a hard one by saying "self serve", and they are allowed to give themself the hard one, as hard or soft as they wish. You can also say "no self serve" before they have a chance to say self serve, to make sure you can get them hard. You can also say "wiitness", allowing others who see this going on to say "witness", to also give the victim a hard one. The victim can call "no witness", given you have not already called it.

In math class, the teacher explained our assignment and then right after, Brett asked her what the assignment was. We then gave him a hard one.

by Big M February 21, 2004

One Direction

A British and Irish boy band that tends to cause sexual frustration and the world-wide explosion of ovaries. This band of pure sex was first put together by the judges of the X-Factor (Namely Simon Cowell) in the year 2010. After winning third place, (Rebecca Ferguson placing second and Matt Cardle first), they were signed with SiCo, the record deal of Simon Cowell. Their manager's name is Paul Higgins, who rather than being a body guard, is referred to as the babysitter by the Directioners.

One Direction has hit the world by storm, breaking records left and right.

All though some have girlfriends, the long-term ones so far being the gorgeous Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder, we are all fully aware that the boy's hearts belong to each other, and to no one else's. Here are the epic romances:
Larry Stylinson
Lirry
Narry
Zarry
Zouis
Lilo
Niam
Ziam
Ziall

The band members, apart from the boys of course, are Josh Devine, Dan Richards, Sandy Beales and Jon Shone.

Here are the members of One Direction from oldest to youngest:
Harry Styles - Cheshire, UK
Niall Horan - Mullingar, Ireland
Liam Payne - Wolverhampton, UK
Zayn Malik - Bradford, UK
Louis Tomlinson - Doncaster, UK

Directionator: One Direction's so gay.
Directioner: I know, I ship them so hard.
Directionator: They're stupid.
Directioner: I know, they're so silly.
Directionator: They can't sing, Niall is ugly, Louis is annoying, Harry has an ugly nose, Zayn is a terrorist, and Liam is useless.
Directioners world-wide: GTFO. HIDE YO' HUSBAND, HIDE YO' CHILDREN, HIDE YO' WIFE. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.

by Larry Stylinson's Carrots October 24, 2012

Doing one

Doing one, the one that does one. Someone that returns to their home town, broadcasts their arrival via various social channels, only to do one immediately back to where they had just came from. Normally rendering the trip pointless. Normally the person is extremely sarcastic , orange but Fit. Eats a rich diet in burgers.Can be found in dirty night clubs, Brocking out the drum and bass , know from time to time to piss in cups free standing on dance floors. Also uses Aliases such as Burger in the wind.

What course you studying ? I'm taking , The age old art of doing one, you know the one that does one?

Dizzal Blud, you seeing Lambe Burger tonight? , Na Bruv, that sket has done one, you know doing one?.''

by Danny Dizzal March 29, 2011

The Dean One

A semi-mythical net entity, believed to have some basis in reality, who has great sexual power over all women who encounter him on line. Over three dozen women have been reportedly smitten over him so far, some flying from foreign nations to be with him.

"I swore I'd never meet a guy on line, but then I met The Dean One!"

by Gwendolyn M. December 16, 2007

three in one

a three in one consists of chips rice and curry sauce in a cheap ass sliver tray

nothing like a three in one after a nite on the piss..

by just jush February 14, 2009