the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

by AbuEm July 10, 2023

Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?

Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?

by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Rage Against the Machine

THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL.

Rage Against the Machine

by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023