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Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail

Dr. Paul Marik has created a very basic cocktail, aka medical protocol, that consists of giving all three of these: Vitamin C, Thiamine and Dexamethasone, to Sepsis patients. This cocktail takes that potential risk of death from greater than %30 to almost zero. Doctors are hesitant to adopt it because the basic science hasn't convinced them and there isn't randomized controlled studies. However, there is no risk for bad effects. It's only good and there is no reason for big pharma to invest in this because there is no money to be make.
The ICU doc just gave my mum the Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail for her Sepsis.
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drink ya juice 

Typically meaning; "stay in your lane" or "don't worry about it". Used when someone's asking things they don't need to know about or getting in your business for no reason.
Erica: Can you finish telling us the details of what Sam was whispering about?
Dani: Drink ya juice, hun.
Erica: Mk..
drink ya juice by kitteaparty February 26, 2019

Pressed for juice 

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is
Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

Canned Apple Juice 

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

100 percent stiffy juice 

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice
Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen

magic purple juice

its codine or lean
dude what is this it tastes like ass?!
it’s that magic purple juice