French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019

French Dip

Rub your hand on your sack, gather plenty of sweat and slap your buddy in the face

Instead of giving Jimbo a Roman Soldier, try a French Dip. No need to drop your pants to be effective but it has the same effect.

by Skilzmagoo October 2, 2015

French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

French

French sucks

-French teacher-HEY YOU YOUR TALKING IN ENGLISH THAT IS NOT ALOUD IN MY CLASS
-Student-you suck MADAME CUSACK!!!!

by LIL SOMEONE January 24, 2020

French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.

Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops

by pandorasbox May 16, 2014