Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles

Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?

by Opeybeast October 09, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

polythene got

a goat falling through a trap door

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by plato! April 18, 2024

Got Mileyed

When someone cancels or pulls the plug on something (date, appointment, project, etc) at the last minute. In honor of Miley Cyrus canceling her Charlotte, NC concert just 30 minutes before it was supposed to start.

I got mileyed by my boss today. I've been working on this project for months.

by Lolita0891 April 11, 2014

You Got Trolled

Follow me now guys. 😎

Person 1: Secret?
Me: No, Follow Me. You Got Trolled.

by DefintionsBySecretMan April 17, 2021

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 15, 2024

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021