Ethan

Ethan the ultimate jit on gang you never gonna catch Ethan lacking in gang on deadass on jitterbuginton on the dead homies

Look at Ethan he’s such a jit

by Jitterbuginton November 23, 2021

Ehmandah

Ehmandah is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She seems shy but once you get to know her she is the most outgoing person. Ehmandah tends to put the people she cares about before herself and tries to avoid conflict. She has barely any enemies and if she does have one she still tolerated them and tries to be nice. Ehmandah hates people who think they are better than others although she never tells them this. Ehmandah is also the most smart person you will find. Ehmandah hates attention but doesn’t mind if you compliment her privately. Ehmandah crushes on the guys with humor but she is too scared to start a relationship because of her fear of heartbreak but if you ask her out and she is into you she’ll definitely say YES. Don’t take her for granted because once you break her trust you will never get it back.

Boy#1: Yo dude, I heard Ehmandah likes you. You have to ask her out!

Boy#2: She does?!?!?!?! I need to ask her out before she gets over me!

by Ehmandah November 23, 2021

Ethan

someone you never forget. someone you miss with all of your heart.

if only that wasn’t the last time i would ever see ethan.

by m a n i a c November 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a man with heart as pure as gold. someone who lights up every room he steps into. it’s not common to find someone as happy and generous as Ethan. he will bring so much joy into your life if you give him the chance. one thing about Ethan is that he will never give up no matter what knocks him down. This man will completely change your prospective on life making you never want anything else. His smile, his eyes, his badass ability to play the guitar. everything about him will make you fall in love. If you ever find an Ethan hold him and never let go.

Sophia: Who is that guy? He’s so amazing
Friend: Oh that’s Ethan

by Yourgirl1026 November 23, 2021

Ethan

Human Perfection

“Ethan literally just defines perfection”

“Ethan did that so perfectly”

by Xman8a November 23, 2021

ETHAN

Fights,teases,shouts,swears a lot, very friendly,generous,and he is wise

I AM ETHAN ... I am good boi

by Diebro November 24, 2021

Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz

Ethan de la Cruz is here

by TikTacToe November 24, 2021