Blow Donkey 

The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.

I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.

Blow Donkey by Gilas Baby August 27, 2008

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

c-donkey by CJ May 5, 2004

boadatious donkey balls 

Not been having jerked off for so long, that your balls are all swolen and painfull and fluffy like

Roald: Please give me a blow job, i've got serious boadatious donkey balls, dude
Joles: That's pretty :D can I Pleaaaaaaaaase suck em

boadatious donkey balls by G-NOME December 9, 2003

Roast Donkey 

A sexual exploit which is an hybrid of spit roasting and the donkey punch, or atomic donkey punch. At the point of climax the male at the mouth end of the male/female subject of the act withdraws, administers the blow the the back of the head/neck so that the subject passes out and the male at the rear finishes the job as with any usual donkey punch.

Guy 1: Quick, I'm going to splurge. Hurry up and boff her round the head so I can cook her a Roast Donkey.
Guy 2: Ok.
Guy 3/Woman 1: Huh?
Guy 2 swiftly beats Guy 3/Woman 1 over back of head/neck so as to knock them out.
Guy 1 shoots load.

Roast Donkey by Chuckie Dizzle August 14, 2008

schlong donkey 

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.

I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

schlong donkey by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008

Extreme donkey rodeo 

extreme donkey rodeo is when you try to hold on to a heavily overweight woman, after you get her drunk and tell her she is the ugliest fattest beastliest girl in the world while doing her doggy style, and see if you can hold onto her bucking for 8 seconds. if successful donkey punch her in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious, which tightens up all muscles, so you can finish up and leave.

Seen Melissa at the bar at closing so i took her back to the hotel inn and had an extreme donkey rodeo, wildest ride ever.

Extreme donkey rodeo by S'ma BigD October 4, 2010

you're kicking my donkey 

to express frustration

Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.

you're kicking my donkey by CGP November 13, 2007