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congo-balls

When ones nuts are so visable through ones pants, that others begin to take notice. This occurs most in certain types of pants more than others, and more in certain people.
There are 3 main forms of this condition;
1. Group nuts: When your balls are both in the same area, such as both to the left.
2. Loner nut: When one nut is off to one leg, and the other is in the middle of the 2 legs.
3. Peanut butter Sread: When each nut is off on its own, down either leg. This is the rarest form, and requires a very sweaty, elastic, and sticky nutsack. Each nut must have a certain amount of sweat to attain the required sticky factor to be able to overcome the scrotal tension.
Frank: "Damn dude, Paul had some major congo-nuts on the go"
Dave: "i kno man, it was motley."

Phil: "Cwees has some congo-nuts fequently."
Sandi: "so thats what they are!"
by GoGo Action Bronco June 1, 2005
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pag balls

its when a guys pants are really tight and you can see his balls
his pants were soo tight you could see his pag balls
by b0b doe February 24, 2009
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Ball Wafting

To fart on someone else's balls, not invented by The sizzling sex bastard.
Matt: "I let him fart onto my ball sack".
Carl: "I didnt have you down as the ball wafting type"
by Jizz Eagle February 28, 2011
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bat and balls

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.
"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."
by bongoman November 7, 2007
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On my balls

NYC slang. Similar to “on my mama, on my life, on my dad”. You can also say “word to my balls”, which is similar to “word to my momma, poppa, who-fuckin ever”.
Tavion (tay-VEE-on): Yo, r u deadass?

Deonte: Yea, I’m so deadass, wrd2 everything bro. I put that “on my balls”.
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Lamelo Ball

“Yo is that Lamelo Ball?”

“Yeah! He’s having a baby with Charlotte.”
by CharlotteBall June 14, 2021
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Ball Lift

Surgical procedure practiced on male patients who's testicles have fallen influenced by gravity over the years. This procedure is executed by reducing the scrotum in order to lift the testicles closer to the body.
If you keep wearing boxers instead of briefs, you are going to need a ball lift by the time you are 40.
by onlyword January 19, 2008
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