Winows

Windows as it is spellt now, miss

Hey, I say 371 000 Winows users can't be wong.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Wiidower

Someone who has lost their significant other to Wii games.

Since we got the Wii she no longer pays any attention to me. I spend all my time trolling people on video chat because I am a frustrated Wiidower.

by wntr.rbt September 4, 2010

Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.

That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.

by iKitty January 23, 2014

Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 8, 2015

Windoor

A combination of a door and a window

Would you open the fucking Windoor already!
Michael the Dog stared at the tree through the Windoor, seeing as he ran straight at it

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

widowest

A parent who's child has died is a widowest.

A woman who's husband has died is a widow. A man who's wife has died is a widower. A parent who's child has died is a widowest.

by Blondie the Tauren January 25, 2017

Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017