Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about

someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those

by miseryxx January 12, 2022

holy trio of Urban Dictionary

1. Sexual stuff
2. Drugs
3. Random people’s friends

Test the holy trio of Urban Dictionary NOW by pressing the RaNdOM BuTtON!

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999

Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.

When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.

by someonefromearth February 8, 2010

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021