turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

1. There is a turd floating around in the toilet because someone forgot to flush.
2. Henry's boyfriend is acting like a turd right now.
3. That turd is definitely slobbering all over that girl!

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 19, 2008

Turd Furgeson

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy

JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"

by Meng September 4, 2004

Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.

Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!

by SupamanS March 2, 2009

turd burgler

While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!

Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!

by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009

super turd

This is the most idiotic ranting I have ever seen on this site. Somebody please beat some sense into Sonyroolz. Then again, just beat the crap out of him.

I can't believe this brain-dead fanboy just called the greatest 16-bit console of all time a "Super Turd". I'll bet he has never even owned or at least rented a Super Nintendo in his life.

by sarcastic November 25, 2003

Trailer turd

A person or persons who show a lack of moral character, uncouth behavior.

Girl 1 " Carole got drunk at my party and took off her top in front of everyone."

Girl 2 " Carole doesn't know how to sect in public. She is such a trailer turd."

by Fatgurlreb October 9, 2012

turd furgeson

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

by turd furgeson March 29, 2004