smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.
by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017
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noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!
by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016
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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018
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leg salad

An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
by voidkid August 1, 2017
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stinky salad

stinky salad was created by MyUsernamesThis, whenever he see stinky salad, he call them stinky, instead of Jerry, He have became the most stinkiest salad in the world.
by Jerry_YT November 11, 2019
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Salad

Something that can be tossed.
by Notreat January 15, 2022
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