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waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.
Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!
by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016
mugGet the waffle jackermug.

Spinning waffles

To stop mocking a person with "aiem (name)"

also linked to stop annoying.
Linked to spinning waffle
"(Name), Stop spinning waffles! "
by шиншилла May 11, 2020
mugGet the Spinning wafflesmug.

Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?
by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024
mugGet the Nigglytarded waffle fuckermug.

Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022
mugGet the Shark wafflemug.

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
mugGet the Twat wafflemug.

Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.
I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker
by High minds August 16, 2022
mugGet the Hotel Waffle Makermug.

Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
mugGet the Wank wafflingmug.

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