Pink Hat

The piece you wear on your head that is a color of Carnation.
(Noun)

"Nice Pink Hat."
"Thanks I got it in school for $500"
"Oh"

by sun boi December 03, 2020

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat September 10, 2017

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022

Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.

Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.

by Finger4444 December 30, 2018

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 01, 2010

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 07, 2021