Gains To Time Ratio
Gains To Time Ratio by Gains to Time Ratio (GTR) June 6, 2015
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Happy-poopy-time
Hello friend, would you care for some happy-poopy-time?
I can't believe you already went, what about our happy-poopy-time?
He isn't worth your happy-poopy-time.
I can't believe you already went, what about our happy-poopy-time?
He isn't worth your happy-poopy-time.
Happy-poopy-time by Hoemoes July 16, 2016
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about damn time
about damn time by Primalshade December 4, 2017
turn of screen time
Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up
That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox
Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here
The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !
Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here
The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !
turn of screen time by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021
5d chess with multiverse time travel
a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics
5d chess with multiverse time travel by d0nu7m4n January 4, 2022
The Greatest Speech of All Time
Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.
The Greatest Speech of All Time-
*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
The Greatest Speech of All Time by Nazeem February 5, 2021
WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA
Person 1: Hey can you turn on some music.
Person 2:WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA
Person 2:WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA
WAKA WAKA EHEHE SOMINAMINA SOMILIGMA, IS TIME FOR AFRICA by anonymous October 11, 2021