hoe cake

well, if you look in the real dictionary a hoe cake is a corn meal bread. but now...its a term you use to call someone a hoe but make it cute...hoe(any pastry alive) see:
hoe muffin hoe cookie

carly, you are a hoe cake! but i still love you

by emy b April 29, 2007

Lil' Hoe

The most badass bitch ever. That one girl that is hot as hell and the absolute coolest. Every chick wishes they could be her and every guy wishes they could be with her. Her suitors are lined up around the block just hoping for a chance with her. If you are lucky enough to get a shot, better not blow it cause you'll never get another.

Every man dreamed of being with Kristi, she was Lil' Hoe don't ya know?

by Lil' Hoe February 11, 2019

HOES MAD

HOES MAD: Sum dumb shit an angry bitch came up wit.

Person:Look at that bitch she mad
You: HOES MAD

by HOES MAD June 30, 2019

Rotor hoe

Girl who only puts out to guys who have rotors she will have sex with anything that owns a rotor so she can ride in it

shes a rotor hoe always out in that Rx7

by captain skids November 30, 2009

Phantom Hoe

A person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

by Chazlee Garcia May 5, 2008

flo hoe

A specific species of hoe, located in the southern state of Florida. They can be of any ethnicity, but the most common form is Caucasian. A flo hoe is usually very poorly dressed (as people in Florida don't have style), wearing a jean mini skirt, sneakers, and a tight t-shirt exposing their muffin tops. They also attend community college or a "university" in Florida, act very obnoxiously, and, above all, they throw their nasty selves at your man.

"Who is that creature yelling and screaming over there by the bar?"
"I don't see her... what's she wearing?"
"A light blue mini skirt, an ugly shirt, and her hair in a ponytail"
"Oh... it's gotta be some flo hoe"

by meowmix11 January 15, 2010

h2o hoe

A term used in reference to women that are always fucking horny or wet! These bitches stay wet 24/7...365 days a year, otherwise known as Niagra Falls/Tsunami pussy. Also can be used in referring to a woman who has the wettest/sloppiest blow jobs ever!

I got at this h2o hoe last nite, she was "The Best I Ever Had"!!!

Yo this h2o hoe baptized my dick last nite...it was fucking bananas!

by Enrique aka Suave October 9, 2009